Penny slept like a baby last night, because she is in fact, a baby. I woke up rather jarringly to my alarm from the midst of a rather weird dream involving the plot of the new Batman film. Just weird.
I hit snooze for 10 minutes, and then leapt out of bed like a snail. I showered and while that was happening Penny woke up. I sloped off to work leaving Melissa to sort Penny out and spent my Monday genuinely hard at work doing stuff on mainframes.
I walked home via (the) ASDA for a change. Because I haven't been there for over twenty four hours. Then, I walked home and started to prepare a delicious meal for me and Melissa. They came home, then, from Slimming World, and Penny whizzed around the kitchen in her walker. I say whizzed, I mean scuttled, like a crab. She can go in any direction other than forwards. It's funny though.
Then, Melissa took her into the living room leaving me to finish cooking.
Food eaten, it was bed and bath time. Still no teeth. It's starting to take the piss now. They'll come when they come, I know, but still...
This evening is mine and Melissa's date-night-on-a-budget where we plonk ourselves on the couch and gorge on crisps while watching a film.
All in all, so far, not a bad Monday.
See you tomorrow.
