After her late night, as predicted, Penny woke up at about 5am Melissa, God bless 'er got her back to sleep about an hour later, and pretty soon it was 8:25am and me and Penny went downstairs to watch Ultimate Spider-Man.
Melissa joined us a little later, and I ate too much porridge. Then we got ready and headed out to Wozza. Or Warrington, as it's known to most, normal people. We had planned to hit up Ikea, but it was packed. We instead went to Toy 'r' Us where we bought Penny a flower, the Next, where Melissa bought Penny some... thing. Clothes, shoes. I don't know. I phase in and out. All I know is she's getting heavy. Then, we went to Starbucks for lunch, and then we went to Home and Bargain in the Concourse. Because I don't go there often enough.
After that we headed home where I fitted the baby gates we'd bought while Melissa fed Penny then I made a delicious pasta carbonara type thing. Melissa coerced me to go to Wigan with her and Penny and Emma and Stu to some gypo fair and, ultimately to see some fireworks. And so off we went.
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Right. Another late night for Penny who's now fast asleep. I'm knackered. Melissa's knackered, but damn it we're going to watch a film together.
See you tomorrow, y'all.

